My sister says I’m killing my plants.
But I can’t help it! They bring ants in all shapes and sizes and though I’m not one to discriminate against insects, the big black ones, the tiny black ones that run like the wind, the tiny red ones with black bottoms, they all have one thing in common, they BITE.
Seems I’m not very good with live things, they tend to drop like flies under my care. That includes humans. *cue maniacal laughter*
PS: I apologise, I have a long, not-so-vapid post in my pocket somewhere but due to technical difficulties and countless re-writes, it’ll have to wait a little while more.
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